Fake Doctor Says He Can Cure Breast Cancer By Sucking It Out

Doctor takes "two of these" and calls in the morning

77-year old Reginald Gill must have a hell of a bucket list. 

Unlike other men his age, he didn't want to go out skydiving or having a wild night in Vegas. Know, he apparently wants to leave this world the same way he came in it...sucking on titties.

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Mirror UK reports that Gill ran an "alternative medical center" where he "conned women into believing they had cancer and told one victim her condition could be cured if a man sucked her breasts for 30 minutes a day."

First of all, how do you get conned into thinking you have a terminal illness? People get conned out of money, valuables, good seats at a basketball game. But conned into thinking you have cancer? Really?

Of course, Gill deemed himself the most qualified person to administer "treatment."

He didn't work alone either. His 35-year old wife was in on it too. How did he come off so convincing? Easy, he told the women he used to be a doctor in the Army. Hey, who can blame them for being so naive. It's hard not to believe an old man who told you he was in the Army, EVERYBODY was in the Army back then.

He was found guilty of three sexual assaults, six assaults by penetration and two counts of fraud. He was sentenced to eight years in prison. His wife was given six months after being convicted of sexual assault and fraud.