Because of the swelling, his penis is buried in his scrotum, preventing him from urinating like a normal man. He has no control of his urinal trajectory, thus he tends to splash all over the place, causing an permanent smell of urine on his person. He tries to cover it up with scents and baby powder, but nothing works. 

The condition arose a few years ago when one of his legs accidentally struck his testicles when he was sleep. 

"I never felt such pain," he said. "It was like a shooting pain through my entire body. When it stopped, it was like a huge tractor trailer went off the top of me. I think it ruined my lymph nodes down there."

The only way to solve his problem is through surgery that costs $1 million. Warren doesn't want to go the freak show route to raise funds, but he did appear on the Howard Stern show, opening himself to ridicule, but getting his story out nonetheless.

He is accepting donations from anyone that cares to help and is actively soliciting millionaires and billionaires to help him out. His email is benefitballsack@yahoo.com if you want to donate to the cause.

Yes it reads "Benefit Ball Sack."