McDonald's Removes Fries From Dollar Menu, Five Healthy Alternatives

Don't get bitter, get better with these choices

Apparently people have been raising hell since McDonald's announced that they will be removing small fries and drinks from their Dollar Menu. While the the convenience of paying just one dollar and fries' distinctive taste will never get old, you'd be a fool to not realize that the fries themselves don't get old either. Think about it, that french fry that you dropped in between your car seat cushions looks exactly the same way it did six months ago. You really want that in your stomach?

So, don't think of this as a sad occassion or Mickey D's messing up a good thing. Instead, take this chance to find some better things to do with your dollar. Here are some suggestions.

1. EAT A BANANA 
^{THESE THINGS COST LESS THAN $1 MOST PLACES}

On average, bananas cost around $2 for a bunch six, averaging out to about 35 cents per banana. If you don't have $2 on you, you really don't have any business being out of the house anyway. But since you are, go ahead and pluck a couple off. Sure, the cashier may look at you crazy for buying two bananas, but trust us, your body will thank you for it later. Plus, bananas help out with the sex life too (do not use your imagination) as they boost muscle strength. Last time we checked, McDonald's french fries just make you sleepy. 

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2. DEEZ NUUUUUTS
^{NUTS ALSO BURN FAT}