Michelle Obama Lands On GQ's Least Influential List
Mag says her healthy efforts failed.
Leave it up to GQ Magazine to find a way to say Michelle Obama and Guy Fieri's name in the same breath.
The men's magazine revealed their The Least Influential People of 2012 list and the First Lady of the United States managed to earn a spot.
It was a game effort by the first lady to get Americans to eat healthier. She founded the "Let's Move!" campaign to get our children to contemplate forward locomotion. She even wrote a book about growing her own vegetables, which many people bought as a passive-aggressive way of telling someone they're fat. And yet we're still all hopeless corpulent shits. You tried, Mrs. Obama. You really did. Sorry we're such poor listeners.
Also appearing on the list of 25 were Mitt Romney, Lance Armstrong, Jim Lehrer, Jerry Sandusky's lawyer and whatever is left of the Occupy Wall Street Movement.