A Pimp Named Jell-O Is Denied Bail In Colorado
1 year ago
There's always room for Jell-O, in jail
Have you heard of a pimp named Jell-O? If not, let us introduce you.
Jell-O's mama named him Germaine Wallace, but the streets know him by his nickname.
He is currently sitting in jail in Texas, accused of running a prostitution ring in Colorado. His "co-workers" however feel that he is being targeted.
"Basically, because he's black and hanging out with four white girls, he's a pimp," testified Kara Laughead in court. She is one of a handful of white strippers who say that Jell-O is not a pimp, but a friend of theirs.
Laughhead says that she, Allison Kelly, Amber Wilson and Teresa Weeks were all arrested along with Wallace on prostitution charges, but their cases were dismissed. Wallace's however was not.
The Houston Chronicle reports that Jell-O has been denied bond and sanctuary, but he plans to find some wiggle room (sorry, we had to) and appeal.
"My client is innocent, and Texas would be a great place to try this case," says Jell-O's lawyer Wilvin Carter.
Good luck sir. If things don't go your way, you might have to change your name to Jail-O.