4 Strange Sex Tips, Tricks and Positions
From the infamous Karma Sutra to sticky honey, these eccentric sex tips will blow your mind.
We've all heard a plethora of bizarre and unbelievable sex moves with ridiculous names. Just peruse urbandictionary.com to get an idea of the diversity of these silly (and sometimes horrifying) sex acts. Some of them, for better or worse, have become part of our cultural lexicon and collective psyche. I wonder, though, if anyone in the history of the world has performed, say, the Ukrainian Bonnet?
As wacky as some of these sound, some readers swear by their tried and true sex moves, sex tips, and tricks. Here is a list I compiled of some of the most memorable ones I've heard recently. I don't necessarily recommend them, since I haven't tested them out. I'll simply provide you with the sexual options that life has to offer. Try them at your own peril... and then let me know how it goes!
Alka-Seltzer in the You-Know-What
In 302 Advanced Techniques for Driving a Man Wild in Bed, Olivia St. Claire suggests inserting an Alka-Seltzer tablet in your vagina to make sex extra tingly. Apparently, the bubbles can enhance pleasure for both man and woman. One of my readers swears by this, too. I'm no medical professional, but I'm always wary of putting unnatural substances or objects into lady parts. It's very easy to upset the balance down there and get an infection. I say ask your gynecologist first.
Laundry, the Most Boring Task in the Planet, Can Be Sexy
Another reader recommends having your man sit on top of the washing machine while you straddle him. According to her, the vibrations will travel to his penis and make sex incredible. If you live in an apartment, the worst that can happen is being caught by the neighbors. Maybe that's part of the thrill. Other than that, this one seems relatively harmless.
The Kama Sutra: Terrible Sex Positions from Ancient Times
While the Kama Sutra has been regarded as the standard text on human sexual behavior and has provided great information about love and sexuality for thousands of years, many of those positions look painful, awkward, and potentially dangerous. I have a friend, however, who swears by The Suspended Congress, which is when a man supports himself against a wall and holds the woman by the butt while she pushes her feet against the wall to support herself. I don't know about you, but I can't see this working unless the woman is an 80 lbs. acrobat and the man is some sort of mutant bodybuilder. I imagine I would slip, fall, and end up in the hospital with an embarrassing sex injury.
One reader says dipping her partner's penis in syrup or honey really makes oral sex more enjoyable for her. While I'm sure it tastes great, I can't help but gasp when I hear about sugar in close proximity to a vagina. And forcing him to wash it off before he gets back in there will probably kill the mood. Has any woman in the history of the world done this without getting a yeast infection? I want to hear from you.
What wild sex moves, trick and tips have you heard of? Tell us in the comments below!
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